Ahhh, truly a masterpiece for the most refined minds—for the true men of culture! This enlightening experience inspired me to put together a brief review:
Also, I gotta ask—who is Galaktor? I dig the dude. Would love to grab a beer with him, heh!
And definitely looking forward to more levels! Cheers!
Just to confirm: - happens both with the game launched via itch and via exe - This clearly wind native popup, but wondering if you know a way to hide it? It's super annoying, heh
Clicking in a painting just to see a new window of the met museum with the full details of the same artwork is the pièce de résistance of this, a literal chef's kiss.
Any combination of items that sum up to 999. The easiest to remember is: face to the door, turn right and get the first item, then turn around and go to the last item at the end of the left corridor, and take the first 3. So like a statue to the right, and then the collector’s edition iirc, and the two closest to it.
Se os outros jogos são cerveja, este é o vinho. 🍷 Devo dizer que este jogo foi uma agradável surpresa. É muito bem feito, com uma trilha sonora que ainda será lembrada por dezenas de anos, e uma gameplay tranquila e relaxante. Eu aprovo e recomendo esta obra de arte 👍 💯
Thank you all for the support, comments, and playthroughs these past few days. It really means a lot to us.
Side note--I changed a lot of things regarding the standalone Windows version in this patch. If Smartscreen or any antivirus go off about it, just know that it's because it's a new file and you can safely ignore it.
missing the final medal. wish i could hover or inspect the medals to know what they represent. i presume the final one is for time not sure if speedrun or long long time necessary to trigger that
I'm getting nothing from the browser version (latest Chrome and, ugh, Edge): nothing rendered, no sound, and just the sound with a black screen from the executable. Seemingly, stuff is reacting in the background there. Fairly fresh install of updated Windows 10, no issues in terms of streaming any other game on itch. Very odd. What do I need in terms of dependencies?
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Ahhh, truly a masterpiece for the most refined minds—for the true men of culture! This enlightening experience inspired me to put together a brief review:
Also, I gotta ask—who is Galaktor? I dig the dude. Would love to grab a beer with him, heh!
And definitely looking forward to more levels!
Cheers!
Hello, great game, thank you!
Quick question: is it possible to get rid of this bar? pops every time I get out of detail view of artwork.
Just to confirm:
- happens both with the game launched via itch and via exe
- This clearly wind native popup, but wondering if you know a way to hide it?
It's super annoying, heh
It's an issue with Microsoft Edge WebView2. https://github.com/MicrosoftEdge/WebView2Feedback/discussions/4050
Ah, I see, thanks MS, lol
Will stick to web-version, seems to work just fine!
And thank you for reply and this high-class cultural experience, cheers! =)
This game is so much fun. Thanks for sharing it with us! :)
Clicking in a painting just to see a new window of the met museum with the full details of the same artwork is the pièce de résistance of this, a literal chef's kiss.
Love it, it feels so sophisticated
haha fun game!!
I didn't know expositions had wads of money just lying around for the taking. I should visit the museum more often.
hehe… wad
Heh!
I have been unburdened by what has been a total pleasure ....till next time Sir
I shed a tear of wine and cheese
A splendid gallery.
Sips wine
Spits wine back out
…Oh yeah. I forgot I don’t like wine.
For the life of me I can't understand why I'm stuck at 98% insights, but other than that it's a marvellous experience! Bravo!
Edit: got it! Nice cat sounds btw :D
which items should I buy for the Big Spender badge?
Any combination of items that sum up to 999. The easiest to remember is: face to the door, turn right and get the first item, then turn around and go to the last item at the end of the left corridor, and take the first 3. So like a statue to the right, and then the collector’s edition iirc, and the two closest to it.
More fun than I thought it would be. Like most exhibitions, actually.
A truly wonderful way to spend one's time. I must say, I did indeed enjoy my time here! Truly a place I shall find myself indulging in again!
Se os outros jogos são cerveja, este é o vinho. 🍷 Devo dizer que este jogo foi uma agradável surpresa. É muito bem feito, com uma trilha sonora que ainda será lembrada por dezenas de anos, e uma gameplay tranquila e relaxante. Eu aprovo e recomendo esta obra de arte 👍 💯
fino de fato
What an experience. 10/10.
can't find the final secret area, I matched drinks irl just to be sure I wasn't overthinking it
otherwise 10/10
DRINK AND STARE
This is not on my 2025 Bingo card, but damn, this is a good one.
Me very like
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A rather delightful experience I must say. Simply elegant in all aspects.
I can't wait to play the Zandronum port
Amazing, pure Genius.
An enriching cultural experience. Bravo, Scumdog!
Amazing, though I did run out of wine and the AC was barely on, and all that cheese made me gasy. I give this gallery a $/5.
Final-ish patch pushed!
Thank you all for the support, comments, and playthroughs these past few days. It really means a lot to us.
Side note--I changed a lot of things regarding the standalone Windows version in this patch. If Smartscreen or any antivirus go off about it, just know that it's because it's a new file and you can safely ignore it.
Joyous
So apparently this is a Trojan virus meant to process as a worm?
No
Perfection
Parfait!
This is very fun!
Wonderful =^^= Scared me almost as much as the original
just fucking beautiful I LOVE IT true perfection.
Can you add a really slowed down doomguy HMMMMNNNNFF sound whenever you Engage with an art piece?
Just perfect.
missing the final medal. wish i could hover or inspect the medals to know what they represent. i presume the final one is for time not sure if speedrun or long long time necessary to trigger that
i just 100%ed the whole thing, very fun!
I'm getting nothing from the browser version (latest Chrome and, ugh, Edge): nothing rendered, no sound, and just the sound with a black screen from the executable. Seemingly, stuff is reacting in the background there. Fairly fresh install of updated Windows 10, no issues in terms of streaming any other game on itch. Very odd. What do I need in terms of dependencies?
Create an issue over on the Github repo and make sure you paste your console output into it. Good chance it's your hardware being out of date.